Kiefer, can I call you Kief?
I know you and I have had our disagreements, mostly about the fact that I think your show, 24, is hurting America. But I have a favor to ask and if you do this all will be forgiven.
I need you to endorse, as Jack Bauer, any democratic candidate. Seriously, pick any of them, even Dennis Kucinich.
Because if Huckabee doesn't look ridiculous with this ad then I think we need to get Jack Bauer's endorsement. I mean, he's been cited so much by Republicans I think it means they think Bauer votes Republican.
But I think you know better. I think you know that Bauer was actually a Democrat. After all, wasn't President David Palmer basically a dem in disguise?
So Kief, think about it. I know you probably figure America doesn't need to know what some actor thinks about president politics. But clearly that's not the case.
Monday, November 19, 2007
I Need A Favor From Jack Bauer
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Ow, my belly! That's hilarious! "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the earth down." Ow!
-spub
I believe David Palmer was a stated Democrat, not one in disguise.
I can't imagine any of the Democrat candidates WANTING Jack Bauer's nomination, especially Kucinich. But it does bring up an interesting topic--which character would endorse which candidates? My guesses--
Ben Matlock--John Edwards
Daffy Duck--Rudy Guiliani
ET--Dennis Kucinich
Alexis Carrington--Hillary Clinton
Guy Smiley--Mitt Romney
D.A. Arthur Branch--Fred Thompson
Jim in Cleveland
Heh, I have to give you that on D.A. Arthur Branch supporting Thompson.
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